
AHOY-HOY
by Jenny Stafford
ROLLING WORLD PREMIERE (NNPN)
October 30-November 29, 2026
SYNOPSIS
A Play About That Relatable Feeling When Someone Else Invents the Telephone Three Hours Before You Do...
It’s 1876 and also, right now. Elisha Gray is this close to inventing the telephone. He’s brilliant, anxious, and ready to make history… if Alexander Graham Bell doesn’t beat him to it. Spoiler: he kind of does. Two oversized egos. One telephone. A battle of beards and bell tones. AHOY-HOY is a deliriously unhinged, unapologetic sprint through American ambition, innovation, and the absurd quest for legacy. History has never been this ridiculous or this fun.
Winner of the Audience Favorite Award, Urbanite 2025 Modern Works Festival
AHOY-HOY CREATIVES
Playwright
2025 Modern Works Festival finalist, Jenny Stafford is an award-winning playwright, bookwriter, and lyricist whose works have been heard on Broadway and beyond. Her work has been featured at Lincoln Center, Cirque du Soleil, the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Joe’s Pub, Ars Nova, the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, Dancing with the Stars, and other regional and international venues. Awards include the Reva Shiner Comedy Award, the Paulette Goddard Award, and the Capital Repertory New Works Award. Three-time finalist status for the Kleban Prize for Musical Theatre, and a finalist for the McKnight Fellowship, the PEN Writing for Justice Fellowship, the Yale Institute for Music Theatre, and the Eugene O’Neill Musical Theatre Conference and Playwriting Conference. Nominee for the Susan Smith Blackburn Prize. Artist in Residence at the Rhinebeck Writer’s Retreat, Goodspeed Musicals, Johnny Mercer Writers Colony. Dramatists Guild member; MFA NYU’s Tisch School of the Arts.
Director
Céline is a Tony®-nominated producer, “Key” in The Ring Of Keys and New Georges Affiliate Artist. At Urbanite they had the pleasure of directing JENNIFER, WHO IS LEAVING. At Asolo Rep: DIAL M FOR MURDER, GRAND HORIZONS, THE INCIDENT AT OUR LADY..., THE LIFESPAN OF A FACT, and CAMELOT, among others.
Recent Projects: DIAL M FOR MURDER (Pittsburgh Public Theatre) QUEEN OF WANDS (Union Theatre, London), WHEN WE WHERE YOUNG AND UNAFRAID, ANGEL STREET, IN THE NEXT ROOM,(Studio Theatre); TRAYF (New Rep); DROWNING IN CAIRO (N.Q.T); the Award Winning short film WILDFLOWER and upcoming films GETTING OFF and MUSINGS, and workshops of ONEIDA by Beth Blatt (Seven Dials, London), ADVENTURE OF LIFE by Veronika Duerr (Warehouse Theatre, SC & Chisenhale Dance, London), DALLOWAY by Lindsay Joelle (PlayLab, Florida Rep), and MY FAVORITE SOCIOPATH by Aurin Squire (SCNPF & New Dramatists).
Elisha Gray
Amber McNew is a Brooklyn based actor, choreographer, and drag king. Recent credits include: HAMLET, Lake Lucille Project; BLOOM BLOOM POW, New Georges; HENRY VIII (choreographer), Columbia Stages; 1999, Modern Works Festival at Urbanite; MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM, Double Feature; SCORCH, Urbanite; RECKLESS, Asolo Rep. MFA FSU Asolo Conservatory for Actor Training. www.ambermcnew.com
Alexander Graham Bell
Casey is thrilled to be back on stage at Urbanite Theatre again after previously appearing in SPACEMAN and THE FEAST, as well as four different Modern Works Festivals (AHOY-HOY, A NICE MOTHERLY PERSON, THERAPY, and TESTING GOLD). Currently based in Sarasota, Casey has also worked regionally and in New York, where he spent 15 years. Local credits include Asolo Repertory Theatre (LADY DISDAIN World Premiere), Westcoast Black Theatre Troupe (A SOLDIER’S PLAY), Florida Studio Theatre, and the Hermitage. Re include Prague Shakespeare Company, Magic Theatre, Utah Shakespeare Festival, Colorado New Play Festival, Marin Shakespeare Company, Ensemble Studio Theatre, Eugene O’Neill Theater Center, Bigfork Summer Playhouse, Cohoes Music Hall, and Michigan Shakespeare Festival. Casey is a proud graduate of the University of Michigan. CaseyMMurphy.com; IG: @case.murphy
Wilbur
Ariel is an actor, writer, and recording artist who feels most at home under stage lights and behind a microphone. She's happy to be back at Urbanite Theatre. Ariel has performed internationally with Connelli Circus in Switzerland and is a familiar face at Westcoast Black Theatre Troupe (FL). Her stage credits include FENCES, THE APIARY, FLYIN’ WEST, A NIGHT WITH JANIS JOPLIN, SISTAS IN THE NAME OF SOUL, LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS, DREAMGIRLS, AVENUE Q, THE WIZ, A MOTOWN CHRISTMAS, and THE AMEN CORNER. Ariel has produced three one-woman cabarets and has played with the brilliant minds at FST Improv. She was featured in The Know Women Magazine (2022) and received the Tampa Bay Women in Film & Theatre Award (2023). Offstage, she’s likely reading, dreaming up her next project, or being the world’s most devoted aunt.
Cornelius
Ben is delighted to return to Urbanite. Regional credits: Urbanite Theatre (ISAAC'S EYE, WOMEN LAUGHING ALONE WITH SALAD), Manhattan Theatre Club, Actors Theatre of Louisville, Capital Repertory Theatre, Asolo Repertory Theatre, American Stage, Arts Center of Coastal Carolina, Shadowland Stages, Cider Mill Playhouse, Madison Theatre, Know Theatre, Denizen Theatre, and the National Academy for Chinese Theatre Arts in Beijing, China. TV and Film credits: VINYL (HBO, dir. Martin Scorsese), ROYAL PAINS (USA), THE MYSTERIES OF LAURA (NBC), THE PERFECT MURSER (ID), LOST ON A MOUNTAIN IN MAINE (Feature), PETER THE GREAT (Feature), and BARRY BAKER (Amazon Prime). National commercials: Benjamin Moore, Doritos, Corona and Adams Fairacre Farms. Ben serves as Managing Director of Shadowland Stages in Ellenville, NY and teaches Directing and Performing in Media at SUNY New Paltz. BA w. Honors: Binghamton University, MFA: FSU/Asolo Conservatory for Actor Training.
*Appears through the courtesy of Actors' Equity Association, the Union of Professional Actors and Stage Managers in the United States.
Creative Team
Playwright: Jenny Stafford
Director: Céline Rosenthal
Production Stage Manager: Drew O'Phaelan*
Assistant Stage Manager: Evan Lemole
Scenic Designer: Jeff Weber
Lighting Designer: Michael Pasquini
Props & Set Dressing Designer: Drew O’Phaelan*
Sound Designer & Technical Supervisor: Rew Tippin
Costume Designer: David Covach
Wig Designer: Jonathan Hall
Master Carpenter: Eugene Alcorn
Scenic Charge: Paige Spizzo
Artistic Director: Summer Wallace
TICKET INFORMATION
October 30 to November 29, 2026
SHOWTIMES:
WEDNESDAYS AT 2:00pm & 7:30pm
THURSDAYS, FRIDAYS & SATURDAYS AT 7:30pm
SUNDAYS AT 2:00pm
TICKETS:
STANDARD TICKETS: $52
UNDER 40** TICKETS: $32
STUDENT** TICKETS: $5
SPECIAL PERFORMANCES:
Thursday, October 29, 2026 @ 7:30PM - Preview Performance
Saturday, October 31, 2026 @ 2:00PM
Tuesday, November 24, 2026 @ 7:30pm
Saturday, November 28, 2028 @ 2:00pm
*Thursday performances are part of our Talkback Thursday series. Talkbacks are moderated discussions with the cast that take place after the performance, offering audiences an opportunity to ask questions and learn more about the show.
**Must present valid ID.






